Wednesday, April 1, 2026

The OOB Archives - Multi Media Vol 3 - Berni Wrightson

 

Good evening, folks! (Actually I'm just assuming it's evening where you are as you read this - I really have no way of actually knowing WHAT time it is)... Welcome to our third edition of The OOB Archives - Multi Media!

I'll be posting random articles culled from this now long-defunct publication I did in the late 80s... just for, as my Out Of Bodies buddy Mark would say "shits and giggles!" Our third random stop - an article I had penned myself, although for reasons I can't recall I used the pen name Gifford Hamlyn - a character I played when I did a pretend radio show with my buddy Micheal Sargent called W-I Don't Know - say WHAT? Never mind for now... that's another rabbit hole.

Anyway, originally introduced in 1987 in Multi Media's Introductory Issue here's...

 

Berni Wrightson

by Donald Jefferes

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Just recently I was moving around dusty boxes in an extremely hot attic looking for a particular box of comics I had put there years ago. Breaking a sweat and suffering multiple muscular contortions I reemerged from the tiny attic space walking like Quasimoto. I opened the large bulky box and began pulling out magazines.

There were all kinds of old magazines of different subjects. Science Fiction, particularly Star Trek, Beatles memorabilia, a few old Conan The Barbarian comics, movie program books, I saved it all. But I was looking for the good stuff. I was looking for my old horror comics.

always love a good scare

Now I admit I must've seemed a bit strange as a kid, maybe a wee bit too introverted in this strange little world of crypts and horror. I used to go to the neighborhood candy store, buy my supply of horror comics, and go off to some place quiet like my room - and drift into a frightening world of walking corpses and axe wielding psychopaths.

These horror comics were my buddies - my companions. I used to take a couple with me to read when I knew I would be spending a weekend with my Titi Mary in the city. Basically I bought the large format black and white horror comics. Creepy, Eerie, Psycho, Scream and an occasional Vampirella. Some of these were put out by a company called Warren. A lesser known company than the superhero ridden world of Marvel, the comic industry giant.

Peter Cushing was a fan.

I even went to the only Horror Convention ever assembled in the city. It was sponsored by Hammer Films. I remember getting into the elevator at the convention on my way to the dealer's room when I met Mr. Warren and the horror film actor Peter Cushing. They signed my program book.

It wasn't the magazines themselves that were so great, in fact sometimes they got downright stupid, but some of the contributing artists! One particular artist whose work I like a lot is Berni Wrightson.

This is the kind of art I've always wanted to do. If the word Macabre had a form, a vision, this was it. Every comic panel this guy did was done in a dramatic, deliciously horror-loving way!

It's been years since I've given away much of my comic collection, but I made sure to hold onto the Wrightson stuff! There are other horror artists I enjoy the work of as well. Richard Corben is one of them. But whereas most other artists never seemed quite at home leaving the safety of the comic panels and branching out to more treacherous grounds, like the independent endeavors of Barry Windsor Smith, (posters, books, special publications, etc.) Berni Wrightson seemed to have all the credentials.

Berni Wrightson, 1977

When I was at the High School of Art & Design a group of friends and I would frequent a place nearby called The Comic Arts Gallery. It was the only place in the city that would place works on exhibit as well as sell comics. This particular opening we went to was exhibiting the works of Berni Wrightson. When we showed up we realized we were a day early and the exhibiting area was roped off. Sitting on the floor just beyond the ropes was a scruffy long-haired man in dungarees, fingering through a box of what seemed to be comic originals.

The next day at the opening this man was suddenly transformed into a well dressed, clean shaven individual. It was Berni Wrightson.

 

While he talked to a small crowd of comic enthusiasts I found myself just listening to the questions and answers. I was in no way a comic expert like these kids seemed to be and I didn't want to ask him anything dumb. Like anything about the Swamp Thing, which he did and I knew close to nothing about. What I did want to say - but didn't - was how much I enjoyed a story he illustrated titled "Jenifer". One of the most imaginatively drawn pieces I ever saw in a comic book.

A few favorite works come to mind when I think of Berni Wrightson, like Edgar Allan Poe's The Black Cat, Clarice - a horrifying Yuletide story, and H.P. Lovecraft's Cool Air. I found myself looking closely at the exhibit paintings, particularly a piece titled Mementos. It's a picture of an axe murderer resting on fence with several "trophies" displayed all around him. Oh, the trophies are heads!

In the catalog book which accompanied the exhibit Berni Wrightston is quoted as saying this of his art.

"I sometimes feel, with the themes I deal with, that is - horror, death and the macabre, that I'm committing to paper things that are better left to the imagination...
or even not dwelt on at all."

Looking at Berni one would never imagine he was capable of conjuring up some pretty disturbing images of horror - he's such a gentile, soft spoken, normal man. Not crazy at all. Stephen King once wrote of Wrightson, "...the craziness seems to funnel directly into the work. In fact, it makes you a little uneasy to think what might happen if that craziness were escaping in other directions..."


Shortly after the exhibition I came across a book that was quickly becoming the inspirational tool of every budding young artist, The Studio. The book featured the talents of some very good comic book artists like Barry Windsor Smith, Jeffrey Jones, Micheal Kaluta, and Berni Wrightson. Illustrated in the book, as well as at the exhibit, were pen and ink renderings depicting the Mary Shelly tale of "Frankenstein". The way Wrightson envisions Frankenstein's monster is a little different from the Boris Karloff Hollywood version we're all accustomed to. Berni Wrightson's monster is a more corpse-like, pitiful, tormented creature.

I'm curious now to see what Berni Wrightson will come up with next. Warren Magazine is long gone now, so there aren't many horror outlets left. Horror comics, or at least the type of horror comics I enjoy, have seemingly vanished - the main reason why I don't collect them anymore. Occasionally a friend of mine who still collects comics will show me a few interesting things put out by smaller independents - and some of them show some promise and they are slowly gaining in popularity with comic enthusiasts - but in general I feel it just isn't the same.


I fully admit, the problem may just be me. I'm a Monster Kid stuck in a time warp. I gravitate towards whatever it is that Berni Wrightson tapped into so well - that dark, delicious, moody old school horror where every comic frame is a treat for the eyes and imagination.

I keep dreaming I'll walk into a comic book store one day and find the place bursting at the seams with fascinating, imaginative art. And suddenly, out of the corner of my eye, I'll spot a new large format, black and white horror comic featuring the art of Berni Wrightson!

Now wouldn't that be great!!!

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Tuesday, March 24, 2026

The OOB Archives - Multi Media Vol 2 - My Brain Hurts

Good evening, folks! (Actually I'm just assuming it's evening where you are as you read this - I really have no way of actually knowing WHAT time it is)... Welcome to our second edition of The OOB Archives - Multi Media!

I'll be posting random articles culled from this now long-defunct publication I did in the late 80s... just for, as my Out Of Bodies buddy Mark would say "shits and giggles!" Our second random stop - an article by another Out Of Bodies brother, Lloyd Goldfine (or Buzz Norton, the pseudonym he chose to use at the time of it's original publication back in October 1987) - titled...

 

My Brain Hurts!

by Lloyd Goldfine

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It all happened so fast that I'm not quite sure what transpired. But that's really the whole problem. That's why I need to write about it, to prove to myself that it really did occur and that I'm not mad.

My name?

My name is Manny Humblepie, and I live over Sapperstein's Deli, and I have four friends, and I'm allergic to cats and ragweed, and I never had a cavity until I was fourteen, and if you were to ask Larry Alcot (he's one of my friends that I was telling you about) he'd tell you...

 

LARRY ALCOT

"That fuckin' geek Manny is outta his freakin' skull! The guy is nutso! Strictly certifiable. You know what I'm sayin'?"

...that I'm perfectly sane, and also that I'm not even crazy, either. Larry's a good friend. That's why...

 

LARRY ALCOT

"Total wack job! Talkin' to his self and wearin' his pants so's you always gotta see the crack of his ass!!"

... I can't believe what happened. It's like, it's like it's all a blur,... although I clearly do remember Sally screaming...

 

SALLY BEST

"???"

 

...something just before her head came off. Did I say her HEAD came off? I think what I meant to say was that her HAT came off. It was her hat that had come off. Yes. I'm quite sure it was her hat. Not her head.

 

JAMIE ZED

"EEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRGHHHHH!!!"

 

...Although that doesn't quite explain why Jamie started screaming.

Unless Jamie was SINGING. That's it. Jamie was singing when Sally's head came off.

Yes....

NO!! I mean Sally's HAT came off. Her hat came off while Jamie was signing. And as I recall, Ramon was dancing...

 

RAMON GOLDSTEIN

"EEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH!!! I-I'm... I'm dying!!!"

 

..."Look at me" he said, "I'm dancing! I'm dancing!" Or something like that.

He danced so much, I remember, there was blood pulsing out of his eyes. His nose. He threw up his lungs, didn't he?

And I remember something about tools. Tools?... Yes. Ramon was dying while Jamie was singing, "If I Had A Hammer"...

 

JAMIE ZED

"GOD!!! HE'S GOT AN AXE!!!"

 

...I do believe it's all coming back to me now. Ramon, dancing up a storm, knocked Sally's head off while Jamie was singing that famous folk standard, "If I Had An Axe".

That's it.

I'm sure of it. Now I feel better. And the spasms have subsided as well. But wait! I left someone out.

Singing Jamie, hat-less Sally, dancing Ramon and someone else.

Oh yes. Larry.

Larry.

A name which has brought to my mind the reason I'm finding this all so hard to remember.

Sally's head... HACKED OFF before my very eyes!!!

I know why I'm having such a hard time thinking.

Jamie, screaming at the sights before him, and the sudden loss of his right hand!

The aluminum taste of blood in my throat. Burning my eyes. My own blood.

Ramon, thrashing around the floor in a growing red puddle!

It's the axe. He buried it into my head. He buried the hatchet!

Larry! His eyes are glazed,... he swings the axe wildly.

It was Larry. Or rather, it was Larry's need to punctuate his statements with that axe.

 

LARRY ALCOT

"I'm not going back there!"

SLASH!!

"I won't go back!!!"

CHOP!!

"I'M NOT THE ONE WHO'S CRAZY!!!"

CHOP!!!

 

(That was the axe violating my skull, embedding itself in my brain, and making things quite difficult for me, so very hard to recall..... coherently, I mean.)

The last thing I remember was Larry chasing after some Nuns. Or nurses. Or something like that.

I don't know why he reacted so,... so STRONGLY. We only wanted to help him.

He didn't have to take away Sally's hat. He didn't have to stop Jamie's song, or Ramon's dancing.

I thought he was our friend.

 

Fucking maniac.


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Sunday, March 22, 2026

The OOB Archives - Multi Media Vol 1 - The man who proved to many that school doesn't have to be a living hell!

Good evening, folks! (Actually I'm just assuming it's evening where you are as you read this - I really have no way of actually knowing WHAT time it is)... Welcome to our first edition of The OOB Archives - Multi Media!

I'll be posting random articles culled from this now long-defunct publication I did in the late 80s... just for, as my Out Of Bodies buddy Mark would say "shits and giggles!" Our first random stop - an article by another Out Of Bodies brother, Joey Vento - first published October 1987 - titled...

 

The man who proved to many that school doesn't have to be a living hell!

by Joey Vento

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The first day I met Roy Frumkes I knew I was in store for quite a difference learning experience. You see, Roy Frumkes was my Screen Writing Teacher at the School Of Visual Arts here in New York City. Because of his manner, encouragment, and enthusiasm for all former starving artists, I could safely say, that he made a major effect on my life. 

Roy taught us how to write better screenplays and treatments as well as introducing us to such celebrities as Al Kildore (known for the Rocky and Bullwinkle comic strip), Harry Hamlin (actor from Clash Of The Titans), and Tom Savini (make-up artist for such classics as Dawn Of The Dead and Creepshow).

During my time in Roy's class I wrote three screenplays, blew off someone's hand for a film, andcracked some of my finest jokes! The thing is, Roy Frumkes was into everything his students were into. He just knew how to have fun.

I remember getting such good advice from him about my animation and just about anything. He was like a friend, not just a member of the faculty.

His class included such friends as Daniel Banic, Athur Forte, and some guy I only knew as Tom - who by the way shared my fascination with dimensional animation. There were a lot of friends and associates in the old days, and I remember how great it was to see everyone getting so creative at Mr. Frumkes' sessions. His class was definitely worth waiting for!

To demonstrate to our readers just one example of the craziness that went on in that class, one has to look to the time that Tom Savini came to visit our session.

I think Savini had just finished his make-up effects for DawnOf The Dead and had brought with him several decapitated heads and other bloody body parts from other films. Everyone was so excited! Anyway, Roy had introduced Tom to the class, as everyone applauded. Roy and Tom then sat down for a discussion and some classroom questions. The entire session was a joy to behold up to this point.

Suddenly, Savini had stood up as if to make a point about something. As we were all staring attentively he held up his arm and with a very sharp razor blade proceeded to slit his wrist. Bright red blood poured out of this freshly cut wound and streamed down his arm like a river. We all were shocked to say the least.

My friend Artie dropped his cigarette out of his mouth as I stood up to get a better look. A few pretty girls in the front row immediately had to leave the room for obvious reasons. Roy Frumkes was laughing of course, since this was all an elaborate joke planned out from the start, courtesy of him and Tom Savini.

I must tell you that I couldn't stop laughing myself, once I knew how the trick was devilishly set up. Savini had then explained to us that his wrist was cut using a fake razor with blood built into it - sort of like a syringe - a simple but nauseating effect.

 

After everyone had a good laugh, and some much needed coffee we all talked a little bit more with Mr. Savini and then said goodbye. It was a day I would never forget. Thanks to Roy Frumkes many of days in his class were like this - unexpected and surprising.

Well, the days and months passed, and we all did quite extraordinary in his course. I came away from this incredible learning experience with a new perspective about the was a teacher could make a difference in just how interested you become.

I also have the good fortune of knowing that Roy was more than my instructor, he was a damn good friend.

***Roy Frumkes had produced a tribute to the film "Dawn Of The Dead" in which he himself appears as an extra. (...an extra ghoul that is - you may know him as the pie in the face ghoul!)

 

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Saturday, February 28, 2026

A rare OOB pic from the archives

Dan, Joe and myself - circa 1995 (give or take a year)... 

...this is where we used to record some of our impromptu jam sessions - in my attic bedroom on a beat-up cassette tape boom box we affectionately referred to as the "wheezer" (because of the excessive tape hiss it would create when you used it for overdubs). 

About 30 years ago... and yet I can still hear our laughing! Although, we're all looking pretty serious here - ehh, who are we kidding? We were anything BUT serious! Especially Dan.


 
Photo courtesy of Joey
 
...Shout out to my Out Of Bodies brothers Dan and Joey - - and Lloyd and Mark (who are not in this pic)... just thinking of you guys and these long ago days makes me grin.
 
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Thursday, November 20, 2025

I'm not crying, YOU'RE crying!!

A touching piano rendition of The Beatles "In My Life" used skillfully to tug at your heart strings during this often played commercial for Amazon. They play a shorter version of this to death - and perhaps it's because it's relentless I find it somewhat exhausting (as I do most holiday commercials they play on seemingly endless loop) - but take it out of it's repetitive rotation I gotta admit it's really a well done (albiet shamelessly manipulative) execution. Kudos to all involved in creating this - from the actors, to the editing, to the sound) Already there are reaction videos on YouTube and TikToc - but I'll spare you those... 


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Wednesday, November 12, 2025

Sunday, November 9, 2025

Spot The OOB

There's an Out Of Bodies member in this pic...

can you guess which one?...

 

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Sunday, October 26, 2025

2025 Horror-Thon - Day 3

 

Hiss Hiss The Halloween Cat is reminding you once again to grab all your monster fiends today and join him at the 2025 Horror-Thon at the historic Paramount Theater in Middletown, NY

 

Today's movies are

Phantom of the Opera (1925) at 2:00 pm
with live Organ Accompaniment!

 


With Special Guest Joey Vento of The Haunted Barn!
Check out the amazing display in the lobby!


 
What are you waiting for? Let's GO!!


 
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Saturday, October 25, 2025

2025 Horror-Thon - Day 2

Hiss Hiss The Halloween Cat is reminding you to grab all your monster fiends today and join him at the 2025 Horror-Thon at the historic Paramount Theater in Middletown, NY

 

Today's movies are

The Thing (1982) at 1:15 pm

Psycho (1960) at 3:30 pm

Creature From The Black Lagoon (1954) at 6:15 pm

Pet Sematary (1989) at 8:30 pm

 

With Special Guest The Haunted Barn!
Check out the amazing display in the lobby!


 
What are you waiting for? Let's GO!!


 

Friday, October 24, 2025

The Return of Scalo

 
Joey titled this piece
"From The Frustrated Mind Of A Former OOB"

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Wednesday, October 22, 2025

The Seventies Show with Terry Toner!

  



 
Labi Siffre, Abba, Cliff Richard and MSC (who?) all on the program this week and a little more just for a bit of luck... on

RADIO SOUTHLAND

The Seventies Show!

 

Terry Toner & me...


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Saturday, October 11, 2025

Horror Thon 2025

It's that time once again, folks...
Join our Joey from The Haunted Barn at the Middletown, NY Paramount Theater for the

2025 HORROR-THON!
 
 
What are you waiting for? Get up and GO!!
 

 
 
 
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Sunday, October 5, 2025

Tune out and TUNE IN!

 



It might be the end of the world as we know it - with hostile aliens from outer space coming to vaporize us - but at least there's STILL a few things to look forward to before we meet our inevitable demise... 
 
...one of them being my dear friend Terry and his Seventies Show on

RADIO SOUTHLAND

So tune out (of your current worries) and TUNE IN to Terry!

 

Terry Toner & me...


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Tuesday, September 30, 2025

Joey's For The Birds

Woodbury Public Library Presents

CLASSIC MOVIE NIGHT

with Joey Vento of the Haunted Barn Museum

Now Playing...

 

Thursday, October 9, 2025

Woodbury Senior Center - all abilities welcome - Movie concessions will be served.

Doors open at 5:30 - Film Starts at 6 pm

Please note: Pre-registration required.

Register online at woodburypubliclibrary.org or call 845-928-6162.

Please note that this film is not appropriate for children under the age of 13.

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Sunday, September 14, 2025

Scam Jam - Career Boy

 

Lloyd's boys show you how it's done!... 

Check out

Scam Jam by Career Boy

 


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Friday, September 5, 2025

Why does AI create horrifying distortions?

(as explained by.... AI)


AI generates horrifying distortions
primarily because it lacks a human-like understanding of reality
. Instead of comprehending objects, proportions, and context, AI models identify mathematical patterns in their training data. When this process fails, the results can fall into the "uncanny valley," where an image is almost—but not quite—realistic, making it unsettling to human observers. 
The underlying causes of horrifying distortions
Flaws in training data
  • Incomplete or biased datasets: AI models are trained on massive datasets of internet images, but these sets are rarely perfect. If the data lacks diverse examples of human anatomy, the AI will fail to generate realistic images. For example, censoring images with nudity can prevent an AI from accurately learning human anatomy, leading to distortions.
  • Low-quality or filtered data: If the training data includes low-resolution, filtered, or altered images, the AI can produce results that are over-processed and unnatural-looking. 
Misinterpretation of concepts
  • Pattern, not meaning: An AI sees an image as a collection of pixels and mathematical patterns, not a cohesive scene with a narrative. It doesn't know that a human has five fingers or that eyes must be symmetrical. It simply predicts the next pixel based on what it has seen before, leading to misshapen hands, mismatched eyes, and other unsettling features.
  • Balancing realism and abstraction: Human artists can choose when to abstract or simplify features, but AI models may struggle with this balance. When generating a human form, an AI might focus excessively on one detail, like skin texture, while distorting the overall structure because it lacks a clear sense of priorities. 
Technical limitations
  • Challenges with complexity: The human body is one of the most complex things for an AI to render correctly. The intricate anatomical structures, subtle movements, and nuanced details of hands and faces are areas where generative models often fail.
  • Aspect ratio problems: Many image-generation models are trained on square images. When asked to create an image with a different aspect ratio, like widescreen, the AI may warp or duplicate elements to fill the extra space, resulting in surreal and distorted effects.
  • Overfitting: If a model is overtrained on a limited dataset, it can become too focused on specific patterns. When generating human images, this can lead to exaggerated or distorted features that are not physically possible. 

Why this creates the "uncanny valley" effect
Our brains are exceptionally good at recognizing human forms, and we are instinctively repulsed by anything that is "almost" human but has minor, unsettling flaws. AI distortions often hit this uncanny valley directly by creating imperfections in the features our brains are most attuned to, such as: 
  • Eyes: Subtle flaws in reflections, shape, or symmetry can make eyes look "off" or dead.
  • Hands and teeth: The complex anatomy of hands and the symmetry of teeth are areas where AI frequently makes mistakes, adding too many fingers or misplacing teeth.
  • Proportions: Unnatural body proportions, extra limbs, or features in the wrong place are common AI errors that trigger an instinctive sense of wrongness. 
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Saturday, August 30, 2025

...Only 30 cents a day...

 

What started here...

...is continuing HERE...




Oh good lord... HURRY!!!!

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