Julian Lennon - I Won't Give Up

 

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2025 Horror-Thon - Day 3

 

Hiss Hiss The Halloween Cat is reminding you once again to grab all your monster fiends today and join him at the 2025 Horror-Thon at the historic Paramount Theater in Middletown, NY

 

Today's movies are

Phantom of the Opera (1925) at 2:00 pm
with live Organ Accompaniment!

 

With Special Guest Joey Vento of The Haunted Barn!

Check out the amazing display in the lobby!

 

What are you waiting for? Let's GO!!

 

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2025 Horror-Thon - Day 2

Hiss Hiss The Halloween Cat is reminding you to grab all your monster fiends today and join him at the 2025 Horror-Thon at the historic Paramount Theater in Middletown, NY

 

Today's movies are

The Thing (1982) at 1:15 pm

Psycho (1960) at 3:30 pm

Creature From The Black Lagoon (1954) at 6:15 pm

Pet Sematary (1989) at 8:30 pm

 

With Special Guest The Haunted Barn!

Check out the amazing display in the lobby!

 

What are you waiting for? Let's GO!!

 

The Return of Scalo

 

 

Joey titled this piece

"From The Frustrated Mind Of A Former OOB"

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The Seventies Show with Terry T!

  

 

Labi Siffre, Abba, Cliff Richard and MSC (who?) all on the program this week and a little more just for a bit of luck... on

RADIO SOUTHLAND

The Seventies Show!

 

Terry Toner & me...

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Popcorn's ready...

 

Horror Thon 2025

It's that time once again, folks...

Join our Joey from The Haunted Barn at the Middletown, NY Paramount Theater for the

2025 HORROR-THON!

 

 

What are you waiting for? Get up and GO!!

 

 

 

 

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Tune out and TUNE IN!

 

It might be the end of the world as we know it - with hostile aliens from outer space coming to vaporize us - but at least there's STILL a few things to look forward to before we meet our inevitable demise... 

 

...one of them being my dear friend Terry and his Seventies Show on

RADIO SOUTHLAND

So tune out (of your current worries) and TUNE IN to Terry!

 

Terry Toner & me...

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Joey's For The Birds

Woodbury Public Library Presents

CLASSIC MOVIE NIGHT

with Joey Vento of the Haunted Barn Museum

Now Playing...

 

Thursday, October 9, 2025

Woodbury Senior Center - all abilities welcome - Movie concessions will be served.

Doors open at 5:30 - Film Starts at 6 pm

Please note: Pre-registration required.

Register online at woodburypubliclibrary.org or call 845-928-6162.

Please note that this film is not appropriate for children under the age of 13.

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Scam Jam - Career Boy

 

Lloyd's boys show you how it's done!... 

Check out

Scam Jam by Career Boy

 

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Why does AI create horrifying distortions?

(as explained by.... AI)

AI generates horrifying distortions

primarily because it lacks a human-like understanding of reality

. Instead of comprehending objects, proportions, and context, AI models identify mathematical patterns in their training data. When this process fails, the results can fall into the "uncanny valley," where an image is almost—but not quite—realistic, making it unsettling to human observers. 

The underlying causes of horrifying distortions

Flaws in training data

• Incomplete or biased datasets: AI models are trained on massive datasets of internet images, but these sets are rarely perfect. If the data lacks diverse examples of human anatomy, the AI will fail to generate realistic images. For example, censoring images with nudity can prevent an AI from accurately learning human anatomy, leading to distortions.
• Low-quality or filtered data: If the training data includes low-resolution, filtered, or altered images, the AI can produce results that are over-processed and unnatural-looking. 

Misinterpretation of concepts

• Pattern, not meaning: An AI sees an image as a collection of pixels and mathematical patterns, not a cohesive scene with a narrative. It doesn't know that a human has five fingers or that eyes must be symmetrical. It simply predicts the next pixel based on what it has seen before, leading to misshapen hands, mismatched eyes, and other unsettling features.
• Balancing realism and abstraction: Human artists can choose when to abstract or simplify features, but AI models may struggle with this balance. When generating a human form, an AI might focus excessively on one detail, like skin texture, while distorting the overall structure because it lacks a clear sense of priorities. 

Technical limitations

• Challenges with complexity: The human body is one of the most complex things for an AI to render correctly. The intricate anatomical structures, subtle movements, and nuanced details of hands and faces are areas where generative models often fail.
• Aspect ratio problems: Many image-generation models are trained on square images. When asked to create an image with a different aspect ratio, like widescreen, the AI may warp or duplicate elements to fill the extra space, resulting in surreal and distorted effects.
• Overfitting: If a model is overtrained on a limited dataset, it can become too focused on specific patterns. When generating human images, this can lead to exaggerated or distorted features that are not physically possible. 

Why this creates the "uncanny valley" effect

Our brains are exceptionally good at recognizing human forms, and we are instinctively repulsed by anything that is "almost" human but has minor, unsettling flaws. AI distortions often hit this uncanny valley directly by creating imperfections in the features our brains are most attuned to, such as: 

• Eyes: Subtle flaws in reflections, shape, or symmetry can make eyes look "off" or dead.
• Hands and teeth: The complex anatomy of hands and the symmetry of teeth are areas where AI frequently makes mistakes, adding too many fingers or misplacing teeth.
• Proportions: Unnatural body proportions, extra limbs, or features in the wrong place are common AI errors that trigger an instinctive sense of wrongness. 

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...Only 30 cents a day...

 

What started here...

...is continuing HERE...

Oh good lord... HURRY!!!!

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Out Of Bodies "Window Pain" nominated for 2025 Golden Kayak Award

This past July someone pointed out that one of our songs, Window Pain, was being nominated on indiemusicpeople.com for something called the 2025 Golden Kayak Award, in the Alternative category... which as they put it, represents the journey of the indie, one artist, navigating down the river towards destiny.

My first reaction was... HUHHH?? Followed by the apologetic self-depreciating thought "well, it's not really a very good song... I mean, it's one of our throw-aways... and last I looked it's not even included on our website, not even on the EXTRAS page..."

But I digress... it DOES feature an actual audio recording of a Sigmund Freud lecture on psychosis - THAT has to count for something, no? No, I guess it doesn't. Not when in reality it was only added in an attempt to make the recording seem a lot deeper than it was - as if the play on words, changing Window PANE to Window PAIN wasn't heavy-handed enough. Am I being too hard on the song? No, it's quite all right. I can knock it because I wrote it. I KNEW it was awful then... it's no less awful now. Look at Sigmund's face... even HE knows it's an awful song...

 

But then again - SOMEONE nominated it - - and it certainly wasn't me or anyone I know. Slow day at Indie Music People? Why do I ponder such things? What's wrong with me?... Why can't I just accept a compliment?... or several compliments... maybe Sigmund would know the answers to that.

WINDOW PAIN

 

There's Gold In Them Thar Hills

Our ol friends 'Out of Bodies' return to the site, got that British Invasion/by way of Hell's Kitchen?, intriguin' voice-over on an emotive vocal that recalls The Bee Gees or maybe Herman's hermits, or Manfred Mann, remember them?, a soulful 2 minute ditty, recalls "N.Y. Mining Disaster, 1941" a bit here or there, kudos... 

Moody, Cool, Psychotic, and Mesmerizing

Psychotic and Mesmerizing...ly Cool!

I Like Strange

Psychotic and Mesmerizing...ly Cool!

 

Funny/Funnier

 How a random funny Out Of Bodies shot

became an even FUNNIER Out Of Bodies shot...

the original pic - Joey and Donald just being silly...

and then that became this!!

by Joey

(Lettering by Diane)

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Butterscotch The Clown won't eat your kids...

Conan O'Brien clips featuring Butterscotch The Clown...

because everyone LOVES clowns...

(don't they?)

 

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The Oogah Boogah Song?

 ....and to think for all these years I thought this was Dan's song....

 Don't You Just Know It - Huey (Piano) Smith & The Clowns

 

and here's Dan's version...

 Oogah Boogah Song

 

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The Seventies Show

 

This week on the Seventies Show -

a nod to the passing of Brian Wilson and a
collection of the "soft" sounds of the Seventies (Blokes Edition)

Hosted by Terry Toner

RADIO SOUTHLAND

Terry Toner & me...

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Auditioning for the band

 Herman and Grampa auditioning for the Out Of Bodies...

Thanks, Dan!

Welcome!

 A nice little pic to welcome all to the OOB site...

Charlie's Cha Cha Chimp

This is one of those little ditties we grew up with, Lloyd and I - - and if I were to look long enough through an endless collection of unmarked cassette tapes I own (somewhere), I'd probably find a recording of us two SINGING this (eventually)...

Charlie tried to teach
his chimpanzee to cha cha cha
to give his chubby chum a chance to dance....

but the chimp would rather munch (cha cha)
another bunch of lunch (cha cha)
than cha cha cheek to cheek
with Charlie's chaps.... (cha cha cha)

Full disclosure, that last line actually goes "than cha cha cheek to cheek with Charlie's aunts" but Lloyd and I IMPROVED it, following closely with the "CH" theme - at least that's OUR opinion.

Been wondering about this animated oddity for years - google searches would lead only to lyrics and some scarce information about it's PBS Electric Company origins, but never a video - until one day I inquired about it on a FaceBook Pop Culture Memories page and someone mentioned "the animation was by Bruce Cayard who did several cartoons for Electric Company and Sesame Street" and another guy offered a link which led to a video - although it wasn't YouTube, and the page it was buggy to say the least - which would probably contribute to it's evasiveness. So before it leaped back into it's rabbit hole I made a copy - and here it is - for now...

Cha Cha while you can...

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