Revelers who attended the World's Fair Anniversary Celebration in Flushing Meadows Corona Park this past Saturday reported being harassed by an unidentified man running around the park dressed in a gorilla costume...
...no confirmation yet to verify a later report stating that others have seen this same ape-costumed menace hanging upside down from the center of the Unisphere, with a note attached to his ass reading "I tol you I didn' whan no stinkin' bananas, you simio maloliente!!!
This is news to me. I hope they find this bastard.
ReplyDeleteUhu... I think if the authorities searched your residence right now they'd find a full body gorilla costume in your closet with Belgian Waffle drippings on it!!
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