Greetings and Salutations, my friends.....
For all those who’ve found their way to this forum for an Out of Bodies happening, the bullsh*t stops here. To reach a full and thorough enlightenment, one must start with digesting a suitable portion of disagreeable edible fare that comes to one’s mind...after a length of time, let your noxious inner content culminate and expand your midsection.
Yesss... that’s it, my friends..... now releasssssssse! Aaand that’s it..... You have just had an Out of Body experience..... consider yourself ‘enlightened’..... not very POPULAR, but enlightented. Lighting your emination is optional, at your own risk. If this should fail, take a dose of Beano, Pepto Bismol or Gas X or something- and yimminy christmas- crack a window or something, too!
Love, Peace & Non-glutinous hair grease
- Dalai Deepdoodah
